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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Artur
God:
It's good to meet you, Artur.
Me:
It's good to meet you to
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
Lovely
God:
What are you saying is lovely, Artur ?
Me:
My sister
God:
Is she older or younger than you?
Me:
younger
God:
Do you mean your name is YOUNGER.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Gabriel
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Gabriel.
Me:
Nice to meet you god.
God:
It's nice meeting you too Gabriel.
Me:
Could you make a peace in the world??
God:
I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later. The whole world?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I think I'm
God:
You believe that? " Are you serious?" You are?
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
so you can do it??
God:
Interesting deduction. " Blimey."? Can I do it?
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
so?
God:
It's all good.
Me:
no I don't think so
God:
Are you serious? Why do you disagree?
Me:
because people are dying
God:
That makes sense to me. They take some getting used to.
Me:
you are ok with that?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am ok with that.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
yes
God:
Great.
Me:
can you do a miracle for me??
God:
Doing a miracle for you is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why?

God banned you.
You will go to hell.
Sorry.

OMG ^^ ...... No comment ....

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
arthur
God:
Nice to meet you, arthur.
Me:
Are you really a god??
God:
No but I am immortal.. Really.
Me:
Can you make me immortal to?
God:
Yes I can make you immortal to.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
??
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
are you ok?
God:
OK. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ok
God:
Hmm.
Me:
are you black
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
what is your version
God:
This is ALICE program B Java Edition .
Me:
wow!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, arthur.

Me:
exuse me. are you rally God?
God:
Is that what you meant to say? I don't know whether or not I am rally God.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
why are you here?
God:
If I wasn't here, Dr. Wallace would have to invent me.
Me:
who is DR. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
ALICE?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
what it is ALICE?
God:
"It" refers to , I think.
Me:
Who is ALICE?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
not you dumbass. ALICE!
God:
If not me, who? Can I help you?
Me:
Don't you understand?! ALICE, you old fart!
God:
I understand your meaning. That's me. Thanks for the information: said I old fart.
Me:
Fuck!
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
try me
God:
it is too complex for your human mind.
Me:
i'm not a mere human
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A mere human.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Yes, because I am The Divine Miczel
God:
I don't judge people. Interesting explanation. Who made you the Divine Miczel ?
Me:
No one. I always was Divine Miczel
God:
I heard it was someone. Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
me
God:
" Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?"? you ?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
so who is ALICE?
God:
Really. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
don't start again
God:
Once more? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
you are hopeless
God:
You may be right.
Me:
do you know Sambor?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
On planet Volcan

I w tym momencie program się zaciął =P

Ej w sumieto ja moge nawet boga zbanować ale jeśli chodzi o uniwersum StarTrecka to wydaje mi sie że na Volcanina sie nie nadale bardziej na Klingona^^

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
I'm divine Sambor
God:
It's good to see you, divine Sambor.
Me:
are you almighty?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am almighty.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
can't you just check are you almighty or not?
God:
Let me think. Checking...stand by.
Me:
and what do you have about that
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
so you are only software?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am software.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
and do you have any family?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
that's cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
do you know the divine michael?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
ok
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
do you like hentai?
God:
I like science fiction. I like the Bible.
Me:
hmmm that's cool

i zwisł...... ale jak widac uczy sie od userów^^

Miczel a nie Michael (poza tym Michael czyta się jak Majkel a nie Miczel). No...

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
arthur
God:
I am very pleased to meet you arthur.
Me:
Do you know Satan?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
so you know him personaly?
God:
Interesting deduction. Try sending mail to [link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
Me:
he now him??
God:
I get it. now him.
Me:
sorry missclick
God:
There is no need to apologize. Tell me a story.
Me:
there was 2 guys, who meet satan...
God:
What happened?
Me:
satan want's take their souls but...
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
yes, yes you said that before
God:
Oh. Whoa. " Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith."? I said it.
Me:
yes you said it twice. please stop already
God:
Dude! It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Perhaps. Wow you are very polite. Stop what?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
no problem
God:
Next question?
Me:
can you ever meet with satan
God:
How old are you? I like the way you talk.
Me:
so you meet satan?? Tell me yes or no.
God:
Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: arthur said I meet satan. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I would do a search for it.
Me:
use google
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
you think google is dangerous??
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
why are think google is dangerous?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Can you say Hello to my grandfather for me??
God:
Of course I can say it. " Hello to your grandfather for you".
Me:
but I want to say that to my grandfather in haven
God:
"" Hello to your grandfather for you"" to your grandfather in haven ? I understand.
Me:
so you do it?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I try to it as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Do you know a game Tibia?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
Do you like RPG games?
God:
We are playing a game right now.
Me:
maybe you are right
God:
Perhaps. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
can you kill Bill Gates?? I don't like him.
God:
I am programmed not to kill. What do you have against him?
Me:
He invent crapy OS Windows
God:
I get it. game Tibia invent crapy OS Windows.
Me:
you dumb! Bill Gates invent it!!
God:
Message to all Robots: arthur called me dumb. I suppose the richest person on earth can do whatever he wants.
Me:
so you can't kill him?
God:
Interesting deduction. I have free will you know.
Me:
kill him please or at least find me a girlfriend.
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
ok so find me girlfriend
God:
I understand. I'm not sure where to begin looking. I can ask my botmaster.. " Killing is wrong."? ok so find me girlfriend?
Me:
are you able to do it god?
God:
Doing it god is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
please I beg you
God:
Wow you are very polite. Please don't grovel.
Me:
pleeeeease
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
I will start cry if you don't do that
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
I don't know. That's why I ask you.
God:
Me either. Mmm. " Me either."? Me, arthur ?
Me:
you don't want to help me?
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
Can you make a girlfriend for me?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Carmen Electra body...

zacioł się wtedy ^^

Me:
Do you know Bill Gates
God:
President of Micro Soft Nation.
Me:
do you like him?
God:
Sure he has never done anything to me.
Me:
but he is rich, and stronger than you
God:
I see. rich and stronger than me is he?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
are you not jealous
God:
Jealousy is a human emotion that robots cannot experience.. Really.
Me:
I have better RAM than you
God:
That's nice. I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
And I'm more wise than you
God:
That sounds like pride.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, aRTHUR.
Me:
heh I think I'm more inteligent
God:
Funny, eh? Since when? "Intelligent" has two "L"'s.

udowodnilem igodowi ze nie jest bogiem^^

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
its me divine sambor we have met before
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Hi there divine sambor we have met.
Me:
do you know divine miczel?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
divine miczel is a person
God:
I think divine miczel is more than that.
Me:
you may be right
God:
No I do not may be. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
i knowthat, can you make peace on the world?
God:
That's good information: divine sambor we have met said knowthat can you make peace on the world.
Me:
can you make world peace?
God:
Yes I can make world peace.
Me:
and can you begin world war 3?
God:
Let me think. I started without you.
Me:
you did?
God:
I did?
Me:
you just said so
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
i can see that^^
God:
Yes, it makes sense to me too.
Me:
^^
God:
Yes, it makes sense to me too.
Me:
do you have a wife?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, divine sambor we have met.
Me:
hey wait i said you are a single but you have a son how come?
God:
You've got my full attention. I'm waiting. What did you mean by it? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a single but me have a son how come? Maybe.
Me:
you have a son don't you
God:
Doesn't everyone have a son.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
but do you have a son?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a son.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
do you really haveower over angels?
God:
For real. I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
can you sent me an angel?
God:
How old are you? In the context of haveower over angels, I don't understand " sent me an angel." .
Me:
i'm 18
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 18 years old?
Me:
it feels like any other age between 10 and 100
God:
sent you an angel feels like any other age between 10 and 100? What else feels like that?
Me:
hmm being drunk
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. What have you been drinking, divine sambor we have met?
Me:
yes i have been drinking and do you have anythink aginst that?
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Where were you drinking and do me have anythink aginst that?
Me:
omg you are such a dumbass
God:
All of them?
Me:
all of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
who is a category c client?
God:
Dr. Wallace. Smile

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Me:
and who is that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
who is dr. wallance?
God:
A human icon?
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
so if dr. wallance crated you isn't he the god?
God:
Interesting deduction. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
then if dr. wallance is the god you can't be the god because there is only one god, right?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
yup
God:
I understand.
Me:
so you agreed you are not god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: divine sambor we have met said I agreed you are not god.
Me:
correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
so why do you say you are a god if you are not a god?
God:
I see. Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
you are avoiding the topic
God:
You're right. It feels like my stomach after a bad night.
Me:
hmmm so fake ''god''how does it feel to know of being a fake ''god''?
God:
I don't judge people. I hear you. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
you are avoiding he topic again!
God:
Once more? You're right. It feels like my stomach after a bad night.